Most of these posts are perfectly rational hatreds
And continuing in that vein, mine is people who talk on their mobile phones on the train.

If you sit down near me and start bleating to Wendy about how Jonny came in Lisa's ear last Thursday, or whether anyone heard from Sadiq after he kicked in that tramp, I AM going to take your phone and shove it so far down your MOTHER FUCKING THROAT that it ends up resting in your fucking ball bag, you self absorbed, arrogant, shit faced little god-damned mother fucking cunt of a fucking fuck.

May you and all your offspring rot in the deepest fires of hell. You'll love it; you can interrupt your demonic torturers by calling each other and screaming loudly about how you're going to be late for dinner because a giant sentient wasp is dancing the fucking fandango on your flayed off corneas.

May your wife drink liberally the semen of another man, may YOU drink liberally of the semen of another man, unknowingly but in a very public situation with all your friends laughing at you. May your genitals shrivel up, your voicebox fall out and may ants take up residence under the skin of your hands. I loathe you so damn much I almost have an aneurysm when you're around.

BURN.

BURN YOU SHITS, BURN A SDFKJANKDSLJFHALSDJFHAKSDHFKLJASHFLKASDLHK


PS - Long time lurker first time poster, I love b3ta etc
(pupmup mingeballs wankpant cunt, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:14, 7 replies)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Good raging!

I shall be sure to try out all the ringtones on my new mobile if ever I sit next to you.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 16:18, closed)

Welcome!
With that rant you will fit in just fine!
(TAZ220 Not giving a toss since, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:05, closed)

Sounds more like you're talking about CHAVS that use their phone on the train.
I use my phone on the train sometimes, it's half the reason I bought a fucking mobile!

::EDIT:: And yes, welcome through the looking glass.
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:29, closed)

www.dealextreme.com/p/personal-cell-phone-signal-blocker-device-4355
(patstew, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 17:39, closed)

good first post!

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 18:32, closed)

/rant off
yep, in agreement here.
(entropydave hates unnecessary commas on, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:33, closed)

Thanks for responses!
Nice to get some community interaction on first post! :)
(pupmup mingeballs wankpant cunt, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 16:53, closed)