Advertisements for make up
that throw faux "science" at people to confuse them into buying moisturiser.

And now they're calling it face protector and flogging it to slack jawed males as well. There's nothing wrong with sticking a bit of grease on your face if you've got dry skin, but don't start making out it'll turn me into Bruce Willis.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:01, 9 replies)

And also the moisturiser adverts where they say
"for those who aren't ready for surgery yet..."

Surgery is not a natural path!!!! Stop normalising it.
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:08, closed)

It gets easier....
... if you look upon such cosmetics as a Tax on Stupidity.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:12, closed)

haha
and a tax on ugly.
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:14, closed)

^
*roffles*
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 21:51, closed)

Here comes the science...
CONCENTRATE!!!!


patronising shyte. polyalmericapeptide caffeinated microhydroglobule gamma hydroxyl flibbertygibbet.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 19:42, closed)

COLLAGEN BIOSPHERES!
fuck sake
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:10, closed)

Bifidus Digestivum
what?
( underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 20:28, closed)

Any man
who wears makeup to look good is not a man. Nuff said.
(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 1:17, closed)

Mind you, damn near anything goes with poncy city types.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 14:31, closed)