"Ha ha ha, you like Titanic. Titanic!"
"You didn't like it then?"
"Oh, I haven't seen it."
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 7:16, 5 replies)

This is like when you're fourteen
"Yeah Leonardo DiCaprio / Matt Damon / some other girlcrush icon was good in suchandsuch a film"

"Ha ha you're totally gay"
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 8:25, closed)

I love holding opinions on things I've never experienced - just like everyone else.
Films I've never seen, music I've never heard, or war, for example.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:31, closed)

I like to
comment on wars I've never taken part in.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 10:43, closed)

That film taught me how to use posh cutlery.
"Start from the outside and work your way in."

Valuable life lessons can appear anywhere...
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 4 Apr 2011, 17:49, closed)

It is shit though.
You don't have to have watched a stinking pile of shit to know it's not very good -- the plot itself is recycled shit and a few seconds into the film the pathetic CGI screams "Look how shite this is!".
I did, eventually, watch most of it myself and I wish I hadn't bothered. Next time I'll trust the fact it was made by serial producers of shite to avoid a film.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 19:09, closed)