Wasps
I am a grown man of 46 but screamed like a little girl when a wasp flew at me in the kitchen on Saturday. "Flew" is probably a bit strong. "Drifted slowly" would be more accurate.

I have never liked them. They are brightly coloured evil.
(BearWithLittleBrain, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:43, 4 replies)

Especially when you sit on them.
They hate that.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:47, closed)

Some wasps don't sting
However I didn't know that when one day on the sofa, I felt something tickling my leg. I thought it was a spider that had crawled up so I started shaking my leg and flapping my trouser leg vigorously for it to fall out. It wasn't coming out so I kicked my leg even more until what appeared to be an orange and black striped Cessna come flying out. I screamed and through a cushion at it before jumping off the sofa and leaving the room.
I went back in and shooed it out the window. It turns out it was a wood wasp which are large but don't have a sting.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 13:58, closed)

I agree whole-heartedly.
and lol @ "brightly coloured evil".
(mrmonkfish yolo420weedwizard, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 15:56, closed)

2 things
1 my mate swears blind that the best way to get rid of a wasp is to point out of the window and firmly tell it to "Fuck Off"
2 I punched one once, right in the face. Well it wouldn't fuck off.
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 14:52, closed)