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People who say "less" when they mean "fewer" ought to be turned into soup, the soup fed to baboons and the baboons fired into an active volcano. What has you grinding your teeth with rage, and why?

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(, Thu 31 Mar 2011, 14:36)
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God, I am VENTING this week
I was watching tele a little while ago, and had Relocation, Relocation on. Nothing wrong with that, that Kirsty bird is quite fit in a teacher way and it was an old one where she was a bit younger and hadn't put on a bit. All going well with an attractive woman who was looking for a new house in Kent or somewhere.

And then it happened.

My man Phil pulls his phone out his pocket, and rings the woman looking for a house. AND THERE'S A FUCKING CAMERA WHERE SHE IS. What a bloody coincidence! No? What, you mean the camera has always been there, and she probably knew she was going to get the call, and had been briefed before on what was going to happen? Say it ain't so! Kirsty and Phil wouldn't do that to me! But wait, is that shoddy acting? I think it is.

WHY OH WHY DO TV SHOWS FEEL THE NEED TO DO THIS? Just have them on speaker, or at least have a shot of them obviously waiting for a call. Why does it all have to look impromptu and surprising?

It's the same when a presenter knocks on someone's front door, it gets answered, BUT THERE'S ALREADY A BASTARD CAMERA IN THE HOUSE. Why do that? There's no bloody need for it. These people aren't actors, they shouldn't even try.

It's bloody annoying, because it's so unnecessary! Why don't they just make it how it would have been naturally? It's little things like that that actually ruin TV for me, because it happens on shows I actually want to watch. If it was on Big Brother or some other shite like that then I wouldn't care, it wouldn't affect me, because I'd never have to see it. But on Relocation? And Grand Designs? Come on, these are meant to be shows for adults (not that I claim to be that). Why do these childish shots?

(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 21:22, 7 replies)
*Touches eyeball*

(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 21:58, closed)
I've made a horrendous mistake there. It's going to haunt me
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 22:38, closed)
Try doing standup.

(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 22:49, closed)
Can't touch my eyeball standing up either
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 22:55, closed)
I agree.

(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 22:22, closed)
Come dine with me...
...is a prime example, I'm sure they had the guests arriving through a back door in the most recent episode, presumably just because it made a better shot.
(, Mon 4 Apr 2011, 22:31, closed)

*makes back door joke*
(, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 8:17, closed)

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