bananas
just looking at them makes me nervous. the smell is enough to make me dry-heave. i couldn't pick up a ripe banana if you paid me.
it's so bad that, when my nephew was about 6, he chased me around my own house with a banana, until i locked myself in the bathroom, screaming at him to go away.
the unripe green bananas aren't as bad, for some reason.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 22:58, 9 replies)

...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO10s_HK6d0
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:05, closed)

i am so, so glad that i can't see youtube

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:09, closed)

you'll look at it later
i recommend watching it all the way through
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:12, closed)

^ this
bananas are the devils arse fruit
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 5 Apr 2011, 23:31, closed)

I dont like eating bananas as I don't know where to look. I feel like a pervert when I eat them, so I dont.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:44, closed)

yes they are

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:31, closed)

Bananas - if you have them, you don't want them.
Whenever I buy bananas (which is not very often), it's because I happen to walk past them in the supermarket and think "I fancy some bananas, for a change." When I've actually bought them, though, I invariably think "Bananas are filling, so I won't eat one otherwise I won't be hungry for lunch/dinner/etc." My brain thinks that one banana is as filling as a three-course meal, so I rarely actually eat them and they end up going brown and soft and useless.
( .Yeti., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:04, closed)

i've never wanted them

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:32, closed)

You had a terrifying childhood experience with a banana?
The mind boggles.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 12:05, closed)