so many to choose...
I think the thing which used to annoy me the most was in the younger days of the internet you could get newsgroups using your email program. I think they are still there but people have moved to forums like this and no doubt they are just full of Russian Bride adverts.....

Anywhoo.... I used to post in an Oasis one and all you would get was c**k suckers saying "heard the latest Travis / Coldplay" album. I pointed out to them it was an Oasis newsgroup and I just got shot down in flames by the whole group!
I mean the odd mention of other bands seems ok but some people just spent their life moaning about the latest Coldplay bollocks... Even over 10 years on I wish I knew who these people were so I could have them hurt in as many ways possible.

I also have a hatred of the way my woman wont at least try taking it up the arse. I mean if we try and it hurts then fair enough but its just all out no. I even offered to start her off with a pencil and move up the other day but it was still a no. Jokes on her though as I think I will just bum a Japanese escort one day instead.
(snarf81, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:56, 8 replies)

I don't need to tell you
where this post began to go wrong.
(Waspard has your wank bank account details, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 16:58, closed)

I know
I can't fucking stand Oasis either
( rofl harris, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:07, closed)

Hahaha
I used to troll Oasis newsgroups back in the day. I sincerely hope I properly wound you up.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:14, closed)

You want some back door action?
Simple: offer to let her give your arse a right seeing to, with a strap-on, first.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:22, closed)

They're happy because they like pegging.

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:41, closed)

I believe there was some agreement arrived at along these lines.
As I understand it an American employee of a Japanese firm had this very problem with his wife -- they came up with an arangement that he could visit prostitutes in Japan but only if he documented that it was for anal sex.
I understand it was known as the Honda Accord?
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 17:47, closed)

I can't say I fancy it
I'm not sticking my cock up something that excrement comes out of on a daily basis.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 18:15, closed)

Maybe
if you offered to start with something that wasn't pointed and capable of perforating her bowel? Just saying.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 18:42, closed)