Yeah I mean for fuck's sake how many feet does a man have?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:11, 2 replies)

Well, I don't like to brag...
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:15, closed)

Less than two on average

(ringofyre, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 17:59, closed)

Let the Quatary Gaydar decide this
Book your tickets now.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 20:02, closed)

My attempt at self-validation has backfired
I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated area in the hall. A box for shoes, a small bin for umbrellas, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking my shoes.

Apparently my shoe beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just let their shoes lay there in a sticky post use glow until morning? Really?

(I now have 3 pairs of shoes. Is this normal for a man?)
(Gusofnavarone always makes a map of france from sarnies, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:06, closed)

bravo!

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 10:48, closed)

well played!
( The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:11, closed)