That's awfully generous of you but I'm already wealthy and happy so you should probably save your wishes for somebody more deserving.
Then die in a slow fire.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:13, 1 reply)

Shambo you don't understand
My love and best wishes for you are unconditional so i send them to you regardless. I hope if you do die in a fire it is quick and you suffer no pain.
For someone who says they are happy you seem to have a lot of aggression and bile stored up there.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 10:57, closed)

Only mincing bed wetters think they can detect people's mood from words they type on the internet.
Don't be a mincing bed wetter.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 11:42, closed)

^upset^
lol
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:00, closed)

^mincing bed wetter^
wait that was the point wasn't it...
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 15:21, closed)

Since you wish me a slow and painful death for no good reason that i can see
It does leave me little option but to assume that you are angry and/or bitter about something. I do apologise if i am wrong. You could simply be mentally ill and wishing pain and suffering on a total stranger could be a normal state of affairs for you. I could have done something to raise your ire and if this is the case i do apologise for upsetting your delicate sensibilities.

To satisfy your curiosity i don't wet the bed and i have never knowingly minced. I buy my mince ready made from the local butchers
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 13:59, closed)

I'm just typing things into the internet.
I appreciate this must be a confusing idea for a mincing bed wetter.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 14:24, closed)

I suppose it would be
Are you therefore feeling confused? Never mind i still wish you well and hope that the year goes excellently for you
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 15:12, closed)

derp

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 15:53, closed)

herp derp

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:53, closed)