Nice and simple this week. Just tell us the exact moment you knew that relationship, that job or that penchant for custard-dipped young boys was over.
(, Thu 21 Jul 2005, 10:45)
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when i turned back from flicking a backward v sign at a gobby chav on my bike to see a 10 foot gate looming at bowel loosening speed. In a moment of inspired lunacy I noticed that there was a small gap between the ground and gate, enough for man and machine to slide neatly under. So I threw myself and my bike to the floor and unfortunately, as well as third degree pavement burns, the bike twonked me hard in the head giving me concussion.
Obviously I didn't actually die. But it really hurt.
(, Fri 22 Jul 2005, 16:55, Reply)
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