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When I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.

Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea

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as above still live with my mum and play out a fantasy life that manages to be both incredibly mediocre and childishly infeasible.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:26, 1 reply)

I've tended to set my life-goals slightly higher than owning a pizza oven.

But well done on your over-achievement. What next, indoor plumbing?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:31, closed)
hey ... I'm not mocking your dreams, pet
I'm just mocking the fact that you prefer to fantasise about them on a dying messageboard rather than make any effort to actually achieve them
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:34, closed)

I'll have a thin-crust pepperoni please, do you have any artichoke hearts?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 9 May 2014, 12:40, closed)
the fact you specify a thin-crust sums you up rather well.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:24, closed)
Cutting down on the carbs, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:31, closed)
The fact you say you are cutting down on the carbs rather states that you are one of those who
orders a THICK base, how gauche.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:31, closed)

Proper pizza has no 'thick' or 'thin' base - it's just a pizza. If you try ordering anywhere else other than Pizza Hut, you'll not find that choice on the menu.

But having looked at the embarrassments Dr. S creates with his £1,000 pizza oven, I'm asking for thin crusts. The less of that I have to eat, the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:36, closed)
Shittesst trying to get out of it ever. I would prefer to be gauche than come up with that cum stain
of an explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 9 May 2014, 21:00, closed)
he'll soon google and backtrack

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:42, closed)
harsh
it's not his fault his mum can only afford Iceland Made in Germany specials.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:32, closed)

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