My job: Expectation vs RealityWhen I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.
Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
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At least you didn't set your goals as high as owning a pizza oven.
Think how bitterly disappointed you'd be now if you were still forced to order pizza in a restaurant. I wouldn't be able to face myself in the mirror.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:12,
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Interesting......presumably you feature quite regularly in the Daily Mirror?
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i don't eat pizza(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:23,
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No one would!Especially if you'd been served the 'Three Olive Burnt Special' - it cost a thousand pounds, you know.
www.b3ta.com/questions/cookbook/post1662409
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:57,
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olives are evil and wrongbut each to their own
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 12:27,
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