My job: Expectation vs RealityWhen I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.
Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
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Ooh! Don't forget the endless pics!Fuck me, if someone served me that I'd shove their head in their fucking pizza oven.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 9 May 2014, 14:40,
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this bit was goodi enjoyed this bit:
It'd work better if it was gas fired.
( Amorous Badger a young, virulent 22 year old, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:20, Ignore, closed)
You'd work better if you were gassed.
( Dr. Shambolic like a bastard with a vajazzle, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:31, Ignore, closed)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:46,
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£1,000 and the pizzas look like that!I could do better with a candle and some tinfoil.
Well, it isn't hard to better a fetid dish of roadkill spiked with half an olive.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:05,
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