My job: Expectation vs RealityWhen I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.
Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
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Yeah, but he's got a pizza oven. Hasn't he told you?(
Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:44,
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Why mock the oven?I'd quite like a pizza oven. It seems like a nice, civilised thing to have.
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Not mocking the oven.As he isn't mocking my job. I'm mocking the fact that this is obviously his proudest achievement, an achievement so great that he's forever bleating on about it.
Won't add fuck all to the property value either.
And I enjoy the fact that it upset him so much, he put me on ignore.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 9 May 2014, 15:54,
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He obviously is a sensitive soul, who doesn't have much in his lifeso by mocking his pizza oven, you've mocked his entire existence.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:12,
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