My job: Expectation vs RealityWhen I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.
Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
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Long story short, I accidentally pizza'd in my own mouth. (cue 4 days on a drip for salmonella poisoning and a £1,000 loan from Wonga financially crippling me, tried to makes ends meet by offering a delivery service but by the time I'd got there on my daughter's Hello Kitty scooter, the pizzas were cold, the Kraft cheese slices had slid off and no one would pay the £0.89 I was asking. Oh well, life goes on...just)
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 9 May 2014, 16:47,
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If only he'd thought to hire your scooter services.He could have rewarded you with a quick tug about the bins, too.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 9 May 2014, 17:40,
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What sort of successful businessman deletes his replies?That's the action of a failed pizza delivery boy.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 10 May 2014, 11:25,
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