My job: Expectation vs RealityWhen I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.
Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
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Let me see.Illiteracy - check
Paranoia - check
Xenophobia - check.
Congratulations! You have qualified as a UKIP electoral candidate! Collect your rosette and fruitcake from the reception.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 10 May 2014, 9:07,
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I can also piss in my own mouthand I'm a woman. Does that help?
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