My job: Expectation vs Reality
When I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.
Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
it's a good job you understood the concepts of cash flow, revenue and payment terms before you took on the liability of a payroll
otherwise you'd have looked a right divvy in this story ...
(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 May 2014, 15:09,
2 replies)
^
What he said.
(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:00,
closed)
It's more about companies moving to longer payment terms when you've already been working with them & you're locked in to needing the revenue.
(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:18,
closed)
if I were to be serious for ten seconds I would mention that when I was doing due diligence for investment it was almost inevitably naivety about getting cash from customers that made companies a liability
but this is qftw so instead I'm going to post another picture of an otter.
(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:35,
closed)
Due diligence? Pizza boy? Lol!
That's the best one this week!
(
Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Mon 12 May 2014, 17:07,
closed)
don't wear out the F5 key, billy
your mummy wants to play online bingo after she put you to bed
(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 May 2014, 18:35,
closed)

(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 12 May 2014, 16:37,
closed)