My job: Expectation vs Reality
When I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.
Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea
( , Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
When I worked as a window cleaner, everybody - and I mean everybody - I knew asked me the "how's yer father" question. The truth was that I was always knackered and freezing, and the only nudity I saw was some fat bloke's arse. Tell us how your work differs from the expectation.
Thanks to Rotating Wobbly Hat for the idea
( , Thu 8 May 2014, 22:21)
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My most disappointing job was as a teacher of second year pupils.
The first day I was meant to meet my class in assembly but I accidentally wandered into a room which had been damaged by an earthquake. Back in the classroom they asked me why I hadn't turned up to meet them. I explained that "It wasn't hall, it was cracked up, 2B."
OK I'll stop if you'll stop the fucken otters!
( , Tue 13 May 2014, 10:12, Reply)
The first day I was meant to meet my class in assembly but I accidentally wandered into a room which had been damaged by an earthquake. Back in the classroom they asked me why I hadn't turned up to meet them. I explained that "It wasn't hall, it was cracked up, 2B."
OK I'll stop if you'll stop the fucken otters!
( , Tue 13 May 2014, 10:12, Reply)
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