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The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.

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I've never fucked up a job interview because I'm not a barely functioning halfwit.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:13, 14 replies)
^ Lies on the internet

(McChinaman banned, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:14, closed)

because I'm not despite being
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:22, closed)

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(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:24, closed)
Heaven forfend!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:33, closed)
[citation needed]

(Guy Debord cette mauvaise réputation..., Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:30, closed)
YOU ARE ALL HORRID BULLIES

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:34, closed)
but bizarrely not on Ignore 2.0
by me. Something about which I am secure
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:46, closed)
And have never
had a job.
(username failed moderation, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:42, closed)
three minutes too slow..
but yes!
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:45, closed)
just wanted to be in the queue to say
ffs Honda accord lies are more convincing than this one
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:58, closed)
Fuck off you fat psycho cunt.
alright swipe?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:03, closed)
Trying to impress people on QOTW is not a good way to demonstrate high-functioning full-wittedness.

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:40, closed)
Hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 15:53, closed)
So does that mean
that you HAVE fucked up a job interview because you ARE a barely functioning halfwit??
(wolfpussy will nibble your fingers on, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 0:43, closed)

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