Not strictly on topic but....how I failed my driving test.
Awooga. What a rush.

Right. Yeah, I got my notes here just in case I completely forget what I'm fucking saying. So, how are we all? Are we all good? Excellent, excellent.

Right, like, I was sort of rehearsing earlier. It is an absolute fucking pleasure to be here in despite the fact that my heart is currently going nineteen to a dozen and I feel like I'm about to take my driving test. Which I failed three times in a row. However, I- the last time I maintain it wasn't my fault.

I like to maintain- thanks there- I like to maintain- God, that's fucking distracting.

Long story short, I pissed in my own mouth.
I like to maintain that it wasn't actually my fault. It was actually the fact that the OAP stepped out in front of me. And the fact that driving examiner was actually y-

Are you fucking filming? You bastard. Oh for God's sakes. Anyway, urm.

I like to maintain that it wasn't my fault. It was in fact the fault of the driving examiner in that she didn't get there with the dual controls quick enough. That, and she was a frustrated Daily Mail reading bitch queen man-hating whore from hell. But, so it goes so.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 14:47, 4 replies)

I think you've probably wasted your life.

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 16:19, closed)

Yeah. I should probably do more colouring in and humiliating drug addicts rather than all that life saving.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 17:32, closed)

Oh, you work in life saving. I don't believe you've mentioned that before.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 20:49, closed)

This should have been in last weeks question.
Ya whore.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:55, closed)