Job Interview DisastersThe boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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SAPUnless you're working for a large company using SAP is like taking a nuclear weapon to a knife fight. I work for a £12m turnover company and it's waaaaaay too powerful for us!
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my last employer (a multinational FMCG manufacturer) used SAP for production and blow moulding schedules, warehousing, accounts, sales, QC/QA, product development, and pretty much everything of any importanceit was great - it did the job right every time and it never once fell over during the four years I was there
the only gripe was that the interface and functionality could be confusing to new users, but that was more down to individual programmers rather than the system itself
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:12,
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cool story bro.( i hate SAP)
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:16,
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How did you guess my SAP password?(, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 22:59, closed)
"Dweeb uses business software, approves."Another thrilling contribution from b3ta's undisputed King of Anecdotes.
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 13:04,
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^^epic butthurt right here, folks^^(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 Nov 2013, 23:40,
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