Job Interview DisastersThe boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
Suggested by Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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An old schoolfriend of mine got a job working for Belfast City Council.A few years back he gave me a call.
"Joseph!" I says "How can I help you at all at all with the assistance upon me and begorrah?"
"Well, Doctor P" says himself "We're thinking of introducing wheelie bins into Belfast so we are."
"Fair play to you!" was my enthusiastic response.
"Anyway," he says "I know you do be having the wheelie bins in Dublin, so I was wondering if I could pay you a visit and have a look at them? And sure afterwards we could go a few scoops."
"Top of the idea to you, Joseph!"
And that was my Joe bin to view.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:20,
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Cromwell should have killed more of you.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:29,
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I'll delete the post as soon as we get the six counties back.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:35,
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There aren'tenough insults that mention Cromwell.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:35,
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Fucking loads of them where I come from.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 12:37,
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STAY ABOUT FROM MY BINS BEGORRAH BEGORRAH FECK POTATOES AND JAYSUS(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:55,
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AWEE WITCHA YA LITTLE EEGIT, AWEE WITCHA, SO IT IS(
Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 20:16,
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