Job Interview Disasters
The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
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( , Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
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( , Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
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The ever delightful Mrs Walkie-Talkie files the Job applications at her work.
Her favourite one was a young fellow who had listed becoming a 'level whatever' Troll-mage?* in World of Warcraft in the 'achievements' section of his CV. He went on to say that this showed his dedication to a task.
He wasn't invited in for an interview.
*you know what I mean. I guess it involved a female in skimpy armour.
( , Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:20, 5 replies)
Her favourite one was a young fellow who had listed becoming a 'level whatever' Troll-mage?* in World of Warcraft in the 'achievements' section of his CV. He went on to say that this showed his dedication to a task.
He wasn't invited in for an interview.
*you know what I mean. I guess it involved a female in skimpy armour.
( , Mon 25 Nov 2013, 14:20, 5 replies)
You more or less earned the click just for the phrase "Mrs Walkie-Talkie".
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Writing "level whatever" on the CV shows a poor attention to detail.
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