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The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.

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time lord
today i sent the interview panel a message to say i was running 15mins late.

turned up for the interview 2 days early.

take that spacetime.
(andy blip glasgow mega snake, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 19:40, 5 replies)
Nice work
Can I borrow your TARDIS? Mine's fucked.
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 19:53, closed)
certainly
but watch out for prof brian cox, he's trying to clamp me
(andy blip glasgow mega snake, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 19:57, closed)
poss gay slang

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:01, closed)
'bit dim but jolly keen'

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 19:58, closed)
clearly
you've read my personal statement
(andy blip glasgow mega snake, Mon 25 Nov 2013, 20:01, closed)

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