
The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
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I've had 6 teaching jobs in my entire career, for which I have attended 54 interviews in total.
That is all.
(Length? 4 years, 2 years, 8 years, 6 years, 7 years, 11 years)
( , Wed 27 Nov 2013, 19:18, 8 replies)

You must be really good and somewhere near the top of the foodchain - I'm thinking headmaster at an elite all-boys Grammar School.
Or you must be shit.
Sure you're not confusing Disciplinary Meetings with job interviews?
*Sorry, forgot to turn off my "Be a cunt" switch this morning*
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( , Thu 28 Nov 2013, 8:50, closed)

3 jobs, 8 interviews
First: 3 interviews (2 offers)
Second: 0 interviews - boss was my best friend!
Third: 5 interviews (2 offers)
12 years, 5 years, 12 years
( , Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:08, closed)
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