Job Interview Disasters
The boss showed me the shop floor, complete with loose floor tiles, out-of-date equipment and prospective colleagues eyeing me like a raw steak. "Christ, what a craphole", I said. I think that's the moment I blew it. Tell us how you didn't get the job.
Suggested by Field Marshall Dozington-Smythe (Ret.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Nov 2013, 13:06)
I'd got a degree in the subject but they gave it to some unqualified twat who had 10 years experience.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:10,
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no worries m8, you can always go for a fast-track scheme
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:14,
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Scaletrix?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:15,
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TCR or GTFO
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:20,
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I've got a huge box of TCR - top fun!
It was great watching the Scalextric snobs' faces fall when I told them of my race-winning overtaking manoeuvre!
99% of readers have no idea what we're talking about here. But WE know, don't we?
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moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:37,
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WE do, Mooners.
Not all these scummers, mind. And scum is what they are. Scalextric SCUM.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:40,
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i preferred hornby trains
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:48,
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Nonce.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:52,
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