It's either buses or trains...in my case it's trains!
Me and a friend were getting on a train going out of guildford (which has the gates which you have to put your ticket though) and got on the train to the following stop.

In my wallet I have...or had a collection of train tickets from the past year of going to my friend's house...okay this was only about 15. I put my ticket in there persuming that I wouldn't need it.

The inspector came along, my friend showed his ticket. There i was for 5 minutes searching through my wallet for today's blasted ticket!

At which point the chappy got annoyed with me so I just gave him all my tickets (london tube tickets included) and made him find mine. He got pissed of and scribbled on mine, which he probably did to them all, but it annoyed me never-the-less then he told me to throw my old tickets in the bin...I thought best not to say anything to him, but what am I to do now when I've got nothing better to do than count train tickets?
(mrtinybrain, Fri 13 May 2005, 22:02, Reply)