We just recently moved into our new house
and I'm a little bit nuts about keeping everything just so. The Wife can be a bit clumsy at times and sure enough
she recently chipped a plate after dinner while rinsing it prior to loading it in the dishwasher.

She felt bad. I was furious. And while I didn't call her a clumsy fucking cow
who I should never have gotten involved with let alone get married to because God knows you are
passing those careless, simian handed genes onto our fucking children, thank you very much... that is
exactly what was running though my mind.

I am silent yet my body language is screaming "Out of the way before you fuck something else" As I offer to finish up

I pick up a glass, rinse it and promptly shatter it on the side of the sink as I make the move to put it in the dishwasher...

Fuck...
(Galapagos Tortise, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:03, 2 replies)

And breath...

also maybe count to ten.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:53, closed)

Hee
It's a bit like the Freudian slip story..

Man eating lunch at work with his friend and one guy says "you ever have a Freudian slip?" so the other guy says "what's that" oh it's when you say one thing but meant to say something else.

The other day I was talking to Jean in accounting and I was complimenting her on the work she did on the project and as you know Jean has huge boobs. well what I meant to say was "this is the best work I've ever seen" but what I actually said was "this is the breast work I've ever seen" Jean was good about it though and we chuckled.

The other guy says "Oh yeah it happened to me at breakfast this morning" "there I was eating my sausage and eggs and I wanted the salt. what I meant to say was 'could you please pass the salt' but what I actually said was 'You fucking bitch you ruined my life!!!' "
(Lurkaloid awarded wanking black belt on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 17:16, closed)