KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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...I'm tired today because someone spent last night joyriding up and down the road outside my bedroom. My sleep was car-marred.
Not being a pusillanimous, vindictive, gloating bastard, I've not got any stories this week. A poor pun is all I can offer.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:38,
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Ooo, poor show!But I love it when you talk
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:49,
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...I love the word "pusillanimous". Makes me sound all clevva, innit?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:51,
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indeedI can't even spell it properly even though it's written ^^^just there^^^.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 12:56,
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You learn something new everyday....When you communicate with Enzyme.
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girlinthehole, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:08,
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yeah -rumour has it, he has a really big dictionary.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:17,
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Cor!I like a man with a big dictionary. Does he have a thesaurus too?
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:51,
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It is indeed a good wordOne of my favourites (apart from "fuck", obviously - how versatile can you get, for FFS?! It can be a noun, verb, adverb, adjective...) is oleagenous. I particularly like referring to certain cunts as oleagenous e.g. Ainsley Harriot, Keith Richards. You know why? Because they ARE oleagenous cunts! lol
I don't think your pun is that bad...
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Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:03,
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...I love the word "pusillanimity" even more. But most of all, I love the word "subfusc". 'S'Just great, innit?
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:16,
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It's not a big 'unbut I like the Norn Irish word thran. It fills a niche.
My current favourite word is plosive but I almost never get to use that.
(Words I enjoy semantically rather than syntactically: holiday, free, dinner, wine, bed, radio.)
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:24,
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Well my favorite words are...Kaposi's sarcoma - just rolls off the tongue.
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girlinthehole, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 17:48,
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I like the word slut. It's great to say and always makes me think of a thin cardboard cup filled with milk or yoghurt and then accidentally knocked - the sound and effect of the dairy product against the thin cardboard is a slut.
Lovely word.
yes, I know my mind makes some very odd connections
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:07,
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