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This is a question Karma

Sue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."

Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?

Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Why does it feel like a Wednesday?
It does though, doesn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:51, 10 replies)
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I hope not. I'm supposed to be giving a paper right now if it's Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:54, closed)
^^
Yeah! and I should have done the wages.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 14:58, closed)
and if so
I should be in Libya
*curses visa people*
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:11, closed)
@crackhouse
Any movement on that yet? Is Qaddafi your bitch?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:13, closed)
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No word as yet. I better be getting tea in his tent at this rate.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:14, closed)
Hmmm
I've heard that he farts in public and finds that amusing.

In fairness, if I were dictator, I'd fart in public, too. Just because I could.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:17, closed)
I'd consider it
but as a lady it would smell of rose petals and sound like the whisper of angels and therefore would not offend anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 15:26, closed)
Ha!
Try smelling of roses and sounding like angels whispering after you've eaten PJM's veggie enchiladas or burritos!
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 25 Feb 2008, 16:17, closed)
Trust me, it's Monday.
I was just trying to remove a piece of stained glass from an old frame and it fragmented all over the place, spraying me with glass slivers and shards. I found myself tightly holding several large shards in my hands, their edges grating together against my very precious skin, and expected to find copious amounts of blood.

Miraculously, I did NOT get cut to shreds, as I had expected.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 25 Feb 2008, 20:32, closed)
I actually had a good Monday today
had a defendant come in that is only 6 days older than me.

She looked at least 10 years older though. Hah!
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 26 Feb 2008, 1:55, closed)

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