KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Bloody pub fightsHows this.
About 2 years ago was having a beer with a few friends when a pub fight kicked off in one corner.
Nothing major we thought and just carried on drinking. After a couple of hours we were pretty smashed and I left to jump on my bike and cycle home (was only about 5 mins). Anyway, as I walked out the pub a group of blokes thought I was the one who started the fight and chased me, unfortunately they got me and beat the living shit out of me which was nice of them.
Anyway, cut to about 6 months later and I see one of these fucks in a pub, he was with a couple of mates and so was I, I was prepared to leave it as I hate getting in fights, but after 30 mins or so he piped up about kicking the shit out of me a while back, so I gave him a slap and he fell to the floor crying like a girl, his mates came rushing over and it all kicked off, I ended up breaking a chair over someone who was about to glass a mate. It all calmed down but the guy was pretty fucked so called an ambulance who turned up with police, the guy was taken off to hospital but was fine in the end, and I was explaining to the police what happened. Then…
Well this is where karma kicks in. As im standing by the road side a truck full of old furniture is going too fast round a corner and a stall flies off and cracks me round the back of the head and knocked me out cold. Ended up in the same hospital and in a bed next to the guy I hit with a stall, ended up being an ok bloke and both apologized for acting like twats.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 4:40, 4 replies)
Hows this?I call bullshit. Sounds like a wild west scene.
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Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 7:50,
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IndeedSounds very, very unlikely. Here was me thinking this was a forum of likeminded nerds, but according to this and last week's QOTW, actually B3ta is home to a bunch of savage prizefighters, feared throughout the lands, who only take a moment out from beating up 10 people at once to bandage their sore knuckles and make amusing photoshops involving kittens...
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 10:29, closed)
ErmmmSo which was it a chair or a stall ?
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 11:06, closed)
chair stallPerhaps it was the porcelain chair from within the bog stall. That would leave a mark.
(, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 13:34, closed)
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