KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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GOUT.........After 4 days of sex, drugs and rock and roll (and a SHED load of booze!) at Download festival 3 years ago, I woke up a day or two afterwards with what felt like toe rot. I was in mega pain and had to go to the docs. I was 21 at the time and doctor diagnosed GOUT! As gout is something that old alcoholics get he was not amused. My work colleagues were though and I was a laughing stock for quite some time. Fucking Karma!
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DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 18:55,
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a nod to my history lecturerPitt the Younger had gout. His doctor recommended a bottle of port a day would clear it up. Pitt was 14.
Gotta love those Victorian quacks.
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nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 19:07,
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Modern docs arn't much better!C*nts!
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DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Tue 26 Feb 2008, 19:12,
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I workedwith a french chap who had Gout, only he was utterly incapable of pronouncing it, so he has suffered from GoooT for years and I laugh every time I hear the word.
by the laws of karma im fucked
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Download!I mostly just went for the booze that year!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 8:56,
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