KarmaSue Denham writes, "I once slipped out of work two hours early without the boss noticing. In my hurry to make the most of this petty victory, I knocked myself out on the car door and spent the rest of the day semi-conscious, bowking rich brown vomit over my one and only suit."
Have you been visited by the forces of Karma, or watched it happen to other people?
Thanks to Pooflake for the suggestion
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chthonic, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 14:24)
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Lactic KarmaA small victory, but a victory never the less.
In my final year of high school, my friends and I were sitting around, being wankers. I was having sip of chocolate milk, and someone made me laugh. A little of the milk left my mouth.
So the ginger twat of the group says, "Hey Apricots, this is how we drink!"
And pours a large amount of strawberry milk down his front.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 9:42, 8 replies)
Final year of high school...Wouldn't that make you a bit old to be drinking chocolate milk and strawberry milk?
Did you have nap time too?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:41, closed)
I didn't realisethere was an age limit on the enjoyment of chocolate or strawberry milk
twat
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 11:57,
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I'm 30And still enjoy chocolate milk
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 12:41, closed)
Never too oldChocolate milk has no age limit, none at all. It's good with most foods*, and is also rather filling.
*Beer is not food.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 13:22, closed)
Damn you.I really want some chocolate milk now. Except the cafeteria in my office block doesn't have any.
Flavoured milk doesn't have an age limit. Idiot.
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 14:21, closed)
MmmI had almost forgotten about strawberry milk! Stupid lactose intolerance...I wonder if the strawberry powder is any good in soymilk?
(, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 15:44, closed)
chase,I can assure you that Crusha is fine in soya milk. Raspberry flavour, mmmm!
I've not tried flavour powders in soya milk, as I never cared for them when I drank cow milk (some of the powder always remains undissolved so you get a mouthful of gak as you finish the glass) and haven't had them since I discovered Crusha.
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Bob Todd whee, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 16:41,
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Coco Popscoco pops chocolatey milk (the stuff thats left in the bowl at the end) is always dam fine when you have no access to real chocolate milk - and must be drunk direct from the bowl.
must give a small nod to holymoly rules of modern life but i do agree
as for crusha - i love the stuff but don't recommend trying to make fizzy crusha in the sodastream
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