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( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
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Two year old + black marker = bad things
My eldest got hold of a black marker I'd "liberated" from work.
She got the calendar off the wall and proceeded to add beards and glasses to all the cute doggies. Indulgent smirk on discovery.
Then I noticed she'd drawn little smiley faces at *her* head height along the kitchen wall. She'd drawn a smiley face on the washbasket. On the washing machine door (which was glass and easy to clean), the fridge (took a while, but lemon juice worked) and finally, the tumble drier door (the mark is still there to this day).
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:13, 5 replies)
Two year old + black marker = bad things
My eldest got hold of a black marker I'd "liberated" from work.
She got the calendar off the wall and proceeded to add beards and glasses to all the cute doggies. Indulgent smirk on discovery.
Then I noticed she'd drawn little smiley faces at *her* head height along the kitchen wall. She'd drawn a smiley face on the washbasket. On the washing machine door (which was glass and easy to clean), the fridge (took a while, but lemon juice worked) and finally, the tumble drier door (the mark is still there to this day).
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:13, 5 replies)
Fairy power spray can erase permanent marker from nearly any surface, including skin (if it's not too sensitive). Try putting a little bit on a sheet of kitchen roll and wipe the mark off you tumble drier.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:43, closed)
Thanks
The tumble drier was brand new at the time! And Fairy Power Spray hadn't been invented - naughty child (yes, she survived) is now 14
*Adds another item to the weekly shopping list*
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:56, closed)
The tumble drier was brand new at the time! And Fairy Power Spray hadn't been invented - naughty child (yes, she survived) is now 14
*Adds another item to the weekly shopping list*
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:56, closed)
Anything alcohol-based will do it too,
e.g. meths, white spirit, deodorant and possibly vodka too.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 20:34, closed)
e.g. meths, white spirit, deodorant and possibly vodka too.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 20:34, closed)
^ ^
I don't know, the last time I used vodka to deal with my daughter's writings on the walls, I noticed that her writing got *really* weird and squiggly.
Oh! you're meant to clean with the vodka, not have them drink it? never mind then.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:17, closed)
I don't know, the last time I used vodka to deal with my daughter's writings on the walls, I noticed that her writing got *really* weird and squiggly.
Oh! you're meant to clean with the vodka, not have them drink it? never mind then.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:17, closed)
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