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Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.

(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
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Clarification please?!
Or maybe opinion? I dunno, anyway...

So - up to what age are we talking about here:

- Babies - Loud, smelly. Cute when not being loud and smelly.
- Up to 5 or 6? Definitely children, do the fuh-hun-iest things, etc, etc...
- Up to 12 or so - Probably children, unless you're a theme park, in which case they're definitely adults. Probably know about sex, but still believe most things you tell them, so easy to confuse.
- Up to 16 or so - Kind of children. Teenage, moodly and above average chance of being an Emo-kid. Great to take the piss out of, as you'll get a good reaction. Almost certainly know about sex - and almost certainly doing it wrong if they do and are.
- Up to 18 - Legally still children? Fiesty, independant and skint. Definitely know about sex, and with some practice are getting better at it. Thinking about the opportunities ahead of them - good old adult cynicism hasn't hit yet.
- Up to 21 - Probably not children. But quite possibly still living with parents, dependent on them for food, money, washing, etc. Still treated like a child by government (are alcohol limits going up?)
- Over 21 - Likely to behave like children. More likely to have money to spend on bigger and better toys, able to indulge in sex, drugs and rock & roll to their hearts content, with the inevitable consequence of...

- Babies - and the cycle begins again...
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:38, 1 reply)
age range varies by gender

(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 23:44, closed)

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