Little hooligans
I took my then seven year old to the annual interisland championship final football match. Standing next to hardcore opposition fans we were aware of some "ripe" terrace chanting but managing to resist responding "for the children's sake" when aforementioned child, wanting to fit in with the rest of the crowd, leaps to his feet points at one particularly large, balding and rabid gentlemen and screams "You fat pasta". Entire section of terrace goes silent then sits down unsure of how to proceed. I didn't have the heart to correct him (but do blame myself).

Slight pearoast...sort of...so sorry.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:46, 2 replies)

^^
*click* That made me chuckle.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:52, closed)

*Click*
"Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
You fat pasta! You fat pasta!
You ate all the pies!"

The thought of a full terrace singing that is making me chuckle until my eyes start watering!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:31, closed)