@Edenmonster
1) I lack the requisite genitalia to be male.

2) I was jesting, although in some Third World countries, masturbation is being used to promote safer sex and also to attempt to reduce overpopulation.

3) I can think of many people who would have made the world a better place if the sperm they came from hadn't made it to the egg.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:52, Reply)