I was *not* a cute child
I was in fact one of these annoying precocious brats who has the vocabulary of an Oxbridge graduate before they've stopped wetting the bed.

My parents used to listen to Radio 4 constantly. Over lunch, they would be listening to The World At One. Every day. And every day, when the politicians started ranting at each other, I used to bang my spoon on my high chair and shout, "ORDER! ORDER!"
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:20, 3 replies)

*gasp*
were you on "Child Genius" last night?

"Try the foie gras, it's vewy good."

have some clicky goodness.
(ladyflash Formally known as "oshi_", Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:23, closed)

That child genius programme
is creepy as hell. I saw it last year and felt soooo sorry for that whole family with the frickin' crazy parents who locked them up in some house in the middle of nowhere and refused to get them IQ tested in case they "performed badly under pressure" - their mum was MENTAL!
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:27, closed)

God damn that's cute :D
(w0rmwood pearl, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:28, closed)