Nod to spimf
Here are my favourite "kids believe the funniest things"

Goals for:
I told my nieces that their granny makes bread sauce by chewing up a loaf of bread and spitting it into the bowl. (They now both won't touch bread sauce ever)

Goals against:
My older brother when he was a teenager and I was but 5 told me the draught excluder (which was basically a teddy snake) was there because the house used to be haunted, and he caught a ghost inside it. If I removed the eyes the ghost would escape and haunt me!?!?! He would chase me with it.

Shit scared of that draught excluder for ages.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:48, 2 replies)

haha!
click! Because I'm glad somebody else has a brother as evil as mine :D
(darras jeg har en grevling i hodet. Grevling, grevlang, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 11:47, closed)

cheers dirty weekender!
don't thinki've had a nod before, quite excited now. might follow you round the board for a while now till you tire of me and turn on me like that bit in kes when his brother kills the fancy budgie

be my friend, i'll let you touch my wee wee
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 23:13, closed)