I was thinking of becoming a sperm donor
as you get paid for wanking. Only to realize that

1. you don't get paid. Its considered an honor to help overpopulate the planet, on behalf of people who wont adopt.

2. No more confidentiality. Who the fuck thought that one up? Not only do you not get paid anymore but your details are held forever.
Now I for one cannot think of a more awkward conversation than having to explain to the 18 year old on your doorstep that the reason for their entire life is that you needed money for class B substances/ a new carburettor/ a night on the piss. Or that the whole thing was down to you loosing a drunken bet.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 16:51, 3 replies)

"Dad, what's the meaning of life?"
"In your case, little Timmy, it was to help me get a new stereo for the car."
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:50, closed)

Don't do it!
If they do turn up after 18 years, it usually because they have a shitload of emotional baggage and somehow expect you to be the magic key which makes their entire life make sense/fill that gap they feel so keenly.
( Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 20:26, closed)

...
Theres a place near London Bridge that pays £20 a squirt...



So i'm told
(wrigglesworth, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 15:34, closed)