Childhood shits
A quick one.

My ex wife’s family are mostly good Catholic children. Consequently her cousins have spawned numerous offspring. One day the youngest burst into the room in floods of tears, obviously in great distress.

“What’s wrong”? asked sprog’s mother, “Why the tears”?

“I” *sniff* “went to the toilet for a poo” *sniff, hauurgh, sniff* “and I was” *haaurgh sniff hauurgh* “sick out of my bottom” *sniff*.

Of course, she meant she had diahorrea and didn’t know what it was.

How we laughed. Etc.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:01, 3 replies)

10 years later
She was sick out of her minge!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:03, closed)

I wouldn't know
Me and the ex had split up before she hit puberty / adulthood.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:04, closed)

my sister's 18
walked into the living room at christmas, announces in front of everyone "aaaaaw man, my arse just vomited."

bless, they never REALLY grow up!
(Ryfelwr can't stop here... this is bat country, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 0:58, closed)