mrs spimf...
...is not fucking happy. really properly seriously not fucking happy.

now lets be clear, I like swearing - I'm good at it. i'm intelligent articulate and well paid in my profession, but fuck me do i like to swear. so after months of mrs spimf telling me to stop swearing at home...

my darling little boy who is not yet even 2 woke up this morning saying quite perfectly clearly through his little baby monitor...

mummy fuck fuck fuck daddy daddy fuck fuck fuck

so this is my way of getting as many fucks as possible out of my system cos i'm now BANNED at home.

i'm off home now to fuck the missus now

:D
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:27, 1 reply)

Likewise
Adorable 16 month old angel came out with what sounded suspiciously like 'urgle gurgle fuck'.

While being held my my mother.

I'm not sure if she believed me when I insisted it was 'duck'.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 17:52, closed)