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Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.

(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
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Flattery - kiddy style
My eldest daughter, when about 4 or so, was watching me dress one morning.

"Mummy, when I grow up, will I have big boobies like you?"

"Yes, darling, you will," replied a very flattered WeeWitch. Suffice to say, my (bra) cup does not runneth over.

"Mummy, will I have a big bottom like yours, too?"

I smiled bravely and went off to look up the orphanage's phone number.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 18:46, closed)
ha ha ha haaaa ooooffffff
just before the brave smile ...just for a tiny second, I bet your face was a picture.
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 19:27, closed)
Do you know how painful it is to blow hot tea out of your nose
Very.
*click*
(, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 22:47, closed)
*click*
Superb!
(, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:15, closed)

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