revenge, but...
I work in a secondary school - it's mostly pretty decent.

However, one of the kids in my class, Darren, is a total pain in the arse. Sharp little bngger, but thick. Not well loved by the other kids as he's so bloody unpredictable. Probably earn double my salary in 10 years.

End of one lunchtime I run into him in the 'Language Corridor' and he's fannying about as usual.

Except this time he doesn't have an audience. Weirdly, all the other kids have ended up in the classes where they should be.

Darren's so intent on not getting to Ms. G*r*ld's French Class that he doesn't clock me until I (fairly gently I must admit) boot him up the arse.

Darren: "Eh!? You carn't do that!"

Me: "Aye, and who they gonna believe? Me? Or you?"

We get on fine now.
(36poison, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 21:29, 1 reply)

My dad
used to teach at an FE college.

He used exactly the same tactic, numerous times. One day, he grabbed an obnoxious student's copy of the Sun from him, rolled it up, and smacked the bloke over the head with it.

"You cannae dae that", said the recently swiped student.

"I just did", replied my dad.

"Oh, aye...", admitted the student, and caused no more bother.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 17 Apr 2008, 22:25, closed)