T'other weekend...
Was a typical Friday night...

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I was in my favourite watering hole, trying my hardest to pickle my liver when I got a call from the SO.

"Can you babysite for a couple of hours? Sarah's over and we want to go to town..."
Being the perfect gentleman (i.e. mostly pissed), and thinking I'd get a great drunken shag at the end of the night, I said "OK".

Finished my pint and went round where all 3 of us attacked a bottle of vodka (responsible aren't I?). Was almost midnight before the other 2 drunkards wandered off into town.

At this point I had teh thirst so checked the fridge - nothing but Carling. Feck.

Checked the cupboards - ooh, half a bottle of tequila. I proceeded to sample this until the bottle was empty, then sat on the floor winding up the dogs and giggling to myself.

So the 2 ladies return - VERY much the worse for wear and we all decided it was a good time to go out and play on the trampoline.

Much bouncy fun was had until the children appeared informing us it was late, they couldn't sleep because we were making too much noise.

So there we were - 3 (alleged) adults being told off at 3am by a 6 year old.

We decided it was time for bed so off we went - I had to carry both of them upstairs under the watchful glare of 6 year old, then we proceeded to sit on the upstairs landing giggling as drunken idiots do until we got yet another telling off. At this point we decided the fun was over and went to our respective rooms.

The SO and me, safely locked in her room, turned on some good shagging music and proceeded to get down to drunken rampant monkey sex (is there any better?) complete with sound effects.

Wasn't until the next evening I got the story:

Turns out, the 6 year old in the morning had gone to her mum and said:

"I know your secret."
SO: "Huh?"
6YO: "I know your secret..."
SO: "Sit down and tell me then."
6YO: "Well, I think last night you had a disco in your room and someone got hurt - I heard them screaming...I think Paul was there too."

Well, i LOLed, then LOLed some more.

Oh, and last week, SO lost her new toy she'd been playing with on the couch - I was waiting for 6YO to find it - but it never happened. Said toy is now safe in the 'naughty bag™'

OK, it's a bit long...but you should see the girth *smirks*
( snee held his breath since, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 8:16, 4 replies)

*SLAP*
For typing "i LOLed"

*SLAP SLAP* Just to make sure...
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 8:39, closed)

^this
probably would've got a click if it wasn't for saying LOLed
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 9:45, closed)

If you absolutely had to use LOL
Shouldn't it be LedOL?
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:19, closed)

Über...
..Taking pedantry to a new level... Always a praise-worthy goal, especially if you succeed in such style.

*Doffs cap*
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:55, closed)