My Neice
Me and my brother used to play catch 'with' my neice. The enphasis over 'with' is because we would effectively throw her at each other and catch (to my sisters horror!)... my neice loved it...

One day, my brother went to catch, and my neices head whipped back and shattered his nose, my bro, feeling the rage one only feels when smashed in the face by a 5 year old, hand her to me, and wanders off to hold his breath, count to ten, and (presumably) clean the blood of his face, hands and shirt.... my neice giggled like a japanese school girl in a 'hello kitty' shop about this for a full hour and a half.

To this day whenever we have company, my neice (now 6), will merrily turn to my brother and ask if he remembers the day she broke his nose....

Length? We could get her across the room safely
( BulldogUgly Visit my profile to see what's between my legs, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 8:46, Reply)