I was out
Having a coffee in an establishment with a couple of gentlemen friends a while back, and as it was a lunchtime there was a number of women, equipped with squirming brats there too.

One of the dirty peoplelings kept staring at me, through a round hole in the back of the chair that it was crawling about on.

I stared back, mentally willing it to stick its head through the hole.

It did, with some difficulty, and then realised that it couldn't get out of the chair-based spawn-trap.

I spent the rest of my coffee-drinking time laughing my arse off, as people ran about, panicing and screaming.
( Cawl, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 11:12, 8 replies)

^^
Coffee and Schadenfreude.
Always a welcome combination I find.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 11:15, closed)

Sounds like a good
Album title :D
( Cawl, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 11:16, closed)

^^
Ha, yeah it does actually.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 11:34, closed)

I'm scared of you now
You have the capacity to telepathically control other beings.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:40, closed)

@Chickenlady
I remember I thought I was telepathic when I was younger.

I would try and make other people cross the road when I was walking along the pavement, and they quite often did. Pretty sure it was coincidence though :(
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:42, closed)

When I was a child
I remember almost bursting a vein trying to switch off the bedroom light from across the room using only the power of my mind.

I was a gullible child.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:49, closed)

Same here
And when I discovered I couldn't, I took to throwing things at the switch so I didn't have to move. Slippers, my watch, all sorts.

To this day, I have still never managed to hit it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:53, closed)

Gaaaah
George Lucas lied to me.

After I first saw ESB I spent umpteen hours outstretching my hand and going "gnnnnn!"; trying to move objects by the power of the Force.

Still do, and I'm 29.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 18:12, closed)