My nephew is an adorable little sod.
A few months ago I was up at my parents, they were looking after their loving grandson for a few hours when my brother came to collect him.

He had recently had an eye infection and was constantly scratching his eyelid, never really thinking about it and just continually playing with his toys as he did.

His dad was not too happy about him scratching around his eye like this, and when he noticed him scratching away while playing with his toy car, said in a calm but threatening way "You shouldn't scratch your eye, what will you do if you poke it out?" My nephew, still concentrating on the car he was playing with, without turning around or missing a beat replied.

"Then one of my eyes will be on a stalk and I'll look like a dalek"

He was five at the time. He's fucking ace!
( Muns, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 12:35, 1 reply)

awesome
just awesome
(Katzilla Follow Me! @Kat_Zilla (I don't promise funnehs), Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:21, closed)