Kids
Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
Either you love 'em or you hate 'em. Or in the case of Fred West - both. Tell us your ankle-biter stories.
( , Thu 17 Apr 2008, 15:10)
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Negative impact on sex life
Definitely.
1. Hormones while breastfeeding subdue female libido.
2. The mother may have tearing and tenderness below which can take a year to heal.
3. The father may be traumatised by the de-sexualisation of seeing his offspring come out of / feed from his partner's jubbly bits (that's a technical term).
4. You're both so knackered at the end of the day all you want to do is crack open the merlot and watch Lewis (or crack open the WKD and watch Corrie, depending on taste).
5. You're both so drunk after (4) that anything else is out of the question.
( , Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:18, Reply)
Definitely.
1. Hormones while breastfeeding subdue female libido.
2. The mother may have tearing and tenderness below which can take a year to heal.
3. The father may be traumatised by the de-sexualisation of seeing his offspring come out of / feed from his partner's jubbly bits (that's a technical term).
4. You're both so knackered at the end of the day all you want to do is crack open the merlot and watch Lewis (or crack open the WKD and watch Corrie, depending on taste).
5. You're both so drunk after (4) that anything else is out of the question.
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