Balls!
I took my little brother, Bradley, swimming when he was around 4 years of age and naturally I took him into the ladies changing rooms with me. After our swim we went into a cubicle to dry off and get dressed.
After a short while I asked him if he was fully dry to which he replied (in a VERY loud voice):
"NO - JUST GOT TO DO MY BALLS!"
Much to the hyserics of the other people in the changing area!
I exclaimed that he wasn't to say that and he just looked wide eyed and replied "But that's what they are!". I couldn't argue really.


Sometimes when I took him I used to say he was under the age of 4 to get him in free of charge (he was very small for his age so this was easy to pull off). This always worked until one time the cashir asked me how old he was and I said 3 and my lovely little bro piped up "NO I'M NOT - I'M 4!" (I had stupidly forgotton how proud little kids are of their age). I went bright red and had to sheepishly tell the cashier that he'd just turned 4 and I had forgotton.

Kids - you gotta love 'em! ;o)
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:41, 4 replies)

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sis?
( timothy claypole, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:44, closed)

Ha ha!
Possibly! I've got 6 brothers! Nightmare!
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Fri 18 Apr 2008, 13:47, closed)

Communal changing rooms and piercing little voices.
I used to work nights, and use the pool during the day, when proud househusbands would bring their children in during the quiet times. On one occasion, I was getting dressed when a little girl's voice piped up:

"That man's willy has got his sweater pulled up!".

I'm uncircumcised.

Length? Cold and embarrassed, what do you think?
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Sun 20 Apr 2008, 18:12, closed)

^
It's good to know that i'm not alone on this one!
( DUMBLONDE is a rubber lover girl, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:59, closed)